World Meeting!

Posts : 77 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 33

Alright everybody the HERO has arrived to tell you about the global disasters and how to save them the awesome and heroic way! I believe the first thing we need to talk about is all these earthquakes thats going on around the world! They need to shut up so i decided the best thing to do to stop the earthquakes is either give them some Advil or push England into the ground all the way where the earthquakes are chillin and talking to eachother like "Hey dude you want to mess with Japan again today?" y'know all that! Anyways we push England down their with them and he'll nag them to death and they'll eventually die!! I won't take any objections to my brilliant and well thought out plan either!

Subject: Re: World Meeting! Thu May 26, 2011 9:59 pm

...exactly how much money are we going to use with this and can I not be a part of this plan?

Posts : 77 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 33

How could you not be a part of the plan! This plan is fool proof and will save thousands of lives! More importantly it'll save my California! If you don't help out another earthquake will happen, people will panic, senior citizens (LIKE ENGLAND) will go on a rampage and books will fall ON THE GROUND. Everybody knows everytime a book falls on the ground 4 african babies are murdered. So in other words if you won't help your just an african baby killer. and ALSO to answer your money question i'll just borrow some money from China.

Posts : 77 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 33

Thats the.....dumbest thing i've ever heard in my life! My plan is obviously the best and the easiest! Don't worry maybe one day you'll think of an awesome plan like me..umm..*Looks at her* Wheres your name tag! i guess i'll just call you milky! YEAH that fits you. i'm kind of getting thirsty now...*Takes out a milkshake*

Subject: Re: World Meeting! Tue May 31, 2011 4:43 pm

I think Alice's idea is good. And America's idea is the worst idea i've ever heard.

Posts : 77 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 33

Bella....like bells! So your name is jingle bells? THATS COOL!!! You should come to my christmas party next year since you have a sweet name! *Looks over at Romania* I know your a Commie and all, and you can't really focus on the really COOL stuff and the really LAME stuff but could you try Bro! My plan is obviously the most well thought out, coolest, and sexiest plan! But just to make you happy since i'm the HERO and all. i'll change England to you! So you can nag them to death with your commie talk!

Posts : 83 Join date : 2011-05-31 Location : Japan

I agree with America on this..
(since I cannot object >.<)
I don't want another earthquake or tsunami to happen...

Posts : 61 Join date : 2011-05-31 Location : China

i also agree wit America
*In my thoughts- so if America owes me more money america will have nothing else to give but land and i will take over America Mwahahaha!!*
-friendly smiles- Very Happy

Posts : 83 Join date : 2011-05-31 Location : Japan

... -looks blankly at china-

Subject: Re: World Meeting! Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:30 pm

*sighs* I was just saying...I don't think England can stop earthquakes..or advil.....But if would be nice if they could.

Posts : 77 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 33

See!!! Obviously Japan and China see how brilliant my plan is!! But i will admit, England couldn't stop earthquakes he's not cool enough to! Sooo.......I'LL GO INSTEAD!!! I'm WAY cooler than him!!

Posts : 61 Join date : 2011-05-31 Location : China

-eyes closed in the corner daydreaming about take over-

Posts : 83 Join date : 2011-05-31 Location : Japan

Good Ruck! -salute America-

Subject: Re: World Meeting! Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:37 pm

Good luck???

Posts : 83 Join date : 2011-05-31 Location : Japan

Next thing on the Agenda...
How to stop America's debt from increasing.. if not sooner of rater he'll be owned by China...
As much we want as we want to see America to suffer; I do not want him riving anywhere near me...

Subject: Re: World Meeting! Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:57 pm

Less spending. Stop buying oil from other countries and USE YOUR OWN. I mean..you have alaska.

Posts : 77 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 33

Hey i thought we were friends Japan!!! And my debt isn't that bad! Besides, me and China are pals he doesn't mind me borrowing some money! SPEAKING OF WHICH! China i'm gonna have to borrow 50 million dollars!

Subject: Re: World Meeting! Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:13 pm

And that makes you get even closer to being owned by China......

Posts : 77 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 33

I won't be owned by China! I'M INDEPENDENT! Besides even if he did own some part of my land Iggy would have a heart attack since he's my "Former" owner and if he has a heart attack how am i supposed to show off my coolness!! Even though seeing England on the ground and twitching from a heart attack would be entertaining!

Subject: Re: World Meeting! Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:26 pm

Um.........Right.

Posts : 61 Join date : 2011-05-31 Location : China

Yeah Me and America are the bestest of friends
Here you go America *hands over 50 million dollars* 50 mirrion dorra
(Mwahahahaha soon America will be mine) Very Happy

Posts : 77 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 33

Thanks China! I knew i could trust you Bro!! *Looks through random paperwork* Another topic we need to talk about is 2012!!! My fellow Americans are freaking out because of all the national disasters this year so we better fix this mess!! I can't keep lying to them and blaming Canada for everything if the worlds gonna end!!

Posts : 83 Join date : 2011-05-31 Location : Japan

We are friends America.. that is why I am bringing up your probrems....
I just don't want you to knock on my door to ask how to wash or fold China's underwear...

Also we're friends that are birrions of mires away... no croser prease..

China...how courd you? ... -sigh- America has no hope..

Posts : 77 Join date : 2011-04-30 Age : 33

We're still cool Japan! But why would i clean Chinas underwear thats gross Man!!! China can clean his own underwear.......i think!

Posts : 83 Join date : 2011-05-31 Location : Japan

As for 2012.. Not gonna happen; their probably playing guessing games... We can choose a date right now and people wirr probabry say that is when the worrd is gonna end...